Tosh.0 Blog

Praise The Lube

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 6, 2014 at 3:00PM

But if you're running low on faith, God might still try to push it in dry.

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Wal-Mart Parking Lots Are The Best

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 24, 2014 at 9:00PM

Oh good maybe he’ll tell you about the guy that peed on your door handle for parking like an asshole.

[via Izismile]

Someone's Picky About Their Fudge

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

God's fudge is a bit dry for me but have you had his peanut butter cookies? Out of this world.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 11, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Oh stop being so dramatic. God isn't dead. He's fake.

The Firey Hand Of Sin

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

You think I masturbate with two hands?? I can totally do both at the same time.

[via Izismile]

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