That thunder you just heard was his eyes rolling.
[via Rad Ass]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Growing usually happens before coming, but I won't hold it against them since they're nice church people.
[via Bro My God]
Christ our Lord bravely battled Hayden Christensen on that lava planet so that our sins may be forgiven.
[via LOL Snaps]