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You Ready, Bro?

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 30, 2016 at 12:00PM

jesusready

And he’s not going to rest until he has that WWE Championship around his waist.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Ultimate Misquote

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 6, 2016 at 6:00PM

GodFigs

But to be clear, he doesn't think figs should be allowed to marry.

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We'd Be Lost Without Them

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 18, 2016 at 5:00PM

LawEnforcement

Although, I have to say, for two people they are beating up black guys at an alarming rate.

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Worship At The Altar Of Dat Ass

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 13, 2016 at 6:00PM

AssOfGod

I don't know if it's a man or a woman, all I know is God has dumps like a truck.

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Hate Mail

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 9, 2016 at 11:00AM

GayYard

No joke here. I just really want to see that yard.

[via Twitter]

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