• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Ultimate Misquote

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 6, 2016 at 6:00PM

GodFigs

But to be clear, he doesn't think figs should be allowed to marry.

[via LOL Snaps]

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From Around the Web

We'd Be Lost Without Them

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 18, 2016 at 5:00PM

LawEnforcement

Although, I have to say, for two people they are beating up black guys at an alarming rate.

[via Prickly Legs]

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Worship At The Altar Of Dat Ass

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 13, 2016 at 6:00PM

AssOfGod

I don't know if it's a man or a woman, all I know is God has dumps like a truck.

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Hate Mail

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 9, 2016 at 11:00AM

GayYard

No joke here. I just really want to see that yard.

[via Twitter]

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The Lord Taketh Away

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 17, 2016 at 8:00PM

Forgive me father as I have brought weak shit to the rim.

[via Vine]

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