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You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Holy

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 8, 2016 at 1:00PM

BuffJesus

The original CrossFit.

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From Around the Web

Internet Watchgod

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2016 at 5:00PM

InternetWatchGod

The Lord's judgment is the ultimate firewall.

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Rare Edition

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 13, 2016 at 11:00AM

bible

I guess this is about as believable as anything else religion has claimed.

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The Most Smotherful Time Of The Year

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

SantaSmother

You'd be bitter too if you did all the backbreaking work while your partner hung back and "answered prayers."

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Oh… He Has

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 21, 2015 at 10:00PM

onlygod

That thunder you just heard was his eyes rolling.

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