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God, What A Show-Off

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 10, 2015 at 11:00AM

gos skillz

He's a ball hog, plus he's always making Jesus take a charge.

[via Langweiledich]

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Sunday Morning Scripture

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 7, 2015 at 12:00PM

godlovesugly

Been a while since I’ve read the New Testament, but I’m pretty positive there’s a verse in there about God thinking facial tattoos are kind of wack.

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Sorry Ladies, This Is The Word Of The Lord

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 2, 2015 at 1:00PM

GodsDecree

The pickup truck is merely a vessel through which the Almighty delivers his wisdom.

[via iFunny]

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 17, 2015 at 5:00PM

JesusHandsTattoo

God sacrificed his only son so that we may celebrate him with upper butt tattoos.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

[via Chzbgr]

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Take The Wheel

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 30, 2015 at 11:00AM

JesusDriver

Be warned: He's a little reckless since he has that whole resurrection thing to fall back on.

[via Jokidio]

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