This is pretty much exactly what getting a handjob feels like.
[via Prickly Legs]
Your vagina mittens and my knitted penis scarf should hook up sometime.
[via Riot Circus Arts]
That's disgusting. Like I'm really gonna buy some guy's used Russian hat?
[via Acid Cow]
The perfect way to say "I think your vagina is A-OK! (Just don't get any on me.)"
[via This Is Horrible]