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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Lady Rocket

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

Lady Rocket

This isn't what I meant by, "Let's get more women into space."

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: AFP/Stringer/Getty Images]

Holler For Nine Dollars

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 1, 2014 at 10:00AM

"They made it rain on me!"

"That's the shower, Keisha. You're standing in the shower."

[via oddersite]

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dollar

girl

money

naked

rain

sexy

shower

singles

Flick The Alcohol Into Your Mouth

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's not as sexy when you do it with red wine.

[via UberHumor]

Tags: 

alcohol

beer bong

bong

cunnilingus

drink

girl

mannequin

naked

oral

Sex

Isn't She Chilly Without A Jacket?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 23, 2014 at 4:00PM

"I couldn't possibly have daddy issues. I've never met the guy."

[via UberHumor]

Tags: 

clothes

fail

fishnet

fishnets

girl

outfit

Sex

sexy

slutty

wtf

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 23, 2014 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

 

Comin' At Ya

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

You couldn't even catch ONE in your mouth? Piss poor.

[gif via Perez]

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face

flying

GIF

girl

hot dog

hot dogs

LOL

wtf