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Young Gunner

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 22, 2014 at 11:00AM

There's nothing quite like the joy of a child whose ten-day waiting period is finally up.

[via Oddersite]

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Surprise!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 17, 2014 at 3:00PM

If I had a dime for every time one of my internet girlfriends turned out to be the devil incarnate…

[via I Run The Internet]

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Get Your Poncho Ready

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2014 at 5:00PM

She's nothing if not ambitious.

[via Pretty Wasted]

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ad

ambition

coming soon

five guys

girl

goals

prediction

Matt, Do Your Girl Voice

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 10, 2014 at 2:00PM

You know that chick you met online that you've been having phone sex with? She might have a beard.

[via YouTube]

Bacon Is Always Classy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

When she gets pregnant it's going to look even grosser.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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Our Future Looks Bright, America

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 26, 2014 at 4:00PM

Little known fact: Tupac almost got N-U-T-E-L-L-A on his stomach instead of Thug Life.

[via UberHumor]

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