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You've Got Game?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2014 at 4:00PM

Sorry bro, but that's some high school shit. Call me when you bang her.

[via Izismile]

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dating

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Sex

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…What Was I Saying?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2014 at 2:00PM

"Are we almost finished? Cause I'd like to go finish."

[via Barstool]

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ass

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What's Up, Doc?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 29, 2014 at 2:00PM

carrot bath

Dead skin cells make a wonderful addition to any vegetable stock.

[via Jokes of the Day]

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Carrot

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girl

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Aw, She Made Dinner

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 24, 2014 at 10:00AM

"Sweetheart, why didn't you use the Michael Aram Molten Serving Bowls from our registry?"

[via Twitter]

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dinner

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girl

Young Gunner

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 22, 2014 at 11:00AM

There's nothing quite like the joy of a child whose ten-day waiting period is finally up.

[via Oddersite]

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firearms

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Surprise!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 17, 2014 at 3:00PM

If I had a dime for every time one of my internet girlfriends turned out to be the devil incarnate…

[via I Run The Internet]

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