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Aquamonkey

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2015 at 5:00PM

AquaMonkey

Sea World has caught so much flack they decided to get out of the whale game entirely.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Which Event Is This Again?

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2015 at 11:00AM

"Handjob Rodeo" was actually the name of my high school punk band.

[via Live Leak]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Side Chick

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 10, 2015 at 12:00PM

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She's a part-time prostitute; she gives blow jobs on the side.

We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After reading all of them, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Thomas Cottingham.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Jaime Reina/AFP/Getty Images]

Did Someone Say Shots?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 9, 2015 at 10:00AM

gun

I don't think you need the gun since those flip-flops are already repelling every guy in here.

[via Izismile]

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Shoot For The Stars, Kid

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 8, 2015 at 3:00PM

FutureHooters

Set a low ceiling so she's okay with winding up a career Applebee's waitress.

[via Ebaum's World]

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