"I said I didn't want to take another fucking selfie."
[via Uber Humor]
Those trampolines in the middle of an open field will really sneak up on ya'.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Sea World has caught so much flack they decided to get out of the whale game entirely.
"Handjob Rodeo" was actually the name of my high school punk band.
[via Live Leak]