When you ask for Disneyland and get Chuck E Cheese.
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We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
The extremes women have to go to so they don't get catcalled are getting crazy.
I don't know what you're doing, but I do know it ends with you unconscious on a cold, pee soaked floor.
[via Evil Milk]
You can roll her up to two club lengths off the cart path without taking a penalty.
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