We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Oh, I'm not laughing about your foot. I was just remembering last night's episode of "According To Jim." Eeheehee! Eeheehee!
[via Live Leak]
Giggle Machine, meet Very Serious Man in Sweater.
..And his wife, Crying Woman in Wheelchair.
I'll have whatever she's having.
Being a multi-millionaire in your twenties.
Me: "Your house just burned to the ground."
You: " Ahahaha! Now I'll have to live in one of my seven other houses! This is just too funny! Bring me my Shetland Pony. I want to feed it Cuban cigars."