Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Oh, I'm not laughing about your foot. I was just remembering last night's episode of "According To Jim." Eeheehee! Eeheehee!
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Giggle Machine, meet Very Serious Man in Sweater.
..And his wife, Crying Woman in Wheelchair.
I'll have whatever she's having.
Being a multi-millionaire in your twenties.
Me: "Your house just burned to the ground."
You: " Ahahaha! Now I'll have to live in one of my seven other houses! This is just too funny! Bring me my Shetland Pony. I want to feed it Cuban cigars."