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After this coat, we just need to upgrade his AC unit and he'll be good as new.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Now that's a voice that will guarantee him some good dolphin lovin'.
Oh, I'm not laughing about your foot. I was just remembering last night's episode of "According To Jim." Eeheehee! Eeheehee!
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Giggle Machine, meet Very Serious Man in Sweater.
..And his wife, Crying Woman in Wheelchair.
I'll have whatever she's having.
Being a multi-millionaire in your twenties.
Me: "Your house just burned to the ground."
You: " Ahahaha! Now I'll have to live in one of my seven other houses! This is just too funny! Bring me my Shetland Pony. I want to feed it Cuban cigars."