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Worst December To Remember

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 13, 2014 at 5:00PM

"I couldn't get you a Lexus. But I did let some hooligans steal your wheels while you were at lunch."

[via Acid Cow]

Cool Mother's Day Card

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 24, 2014 at 4:00PM

Well you're a pigeon and that makes me not want to touch you because you're a disgusting, disease-riddled rat with wings that lives off other people's french fries.

[via The Chive]

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Adultery Is In The Air

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 14, 2014 at 10:00PM

Every dark corner table at Applebee's will be booked solid tomorrow night.

[via Ruined Childhood]

It's Beautiful This Time Of Year

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 14, 2014 at 9:00PM

I'm immediately starting a 90's R&B cover band named Dick City.

[via Imgur]

Works EVERY Time

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 14, 2013 at 12:00PM

Better than getting her that heart toggle necklace.

[via Imgur]

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