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Pet Names

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 2, 2015 at 11:00PM

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Did someone buy me a new rug after shitting on my old one? Yes you did, my little Cuntsparkle!

[via Ebaum's World]

From Around the Web

Safety First, Mom

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2015 at 2:00PM

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A gift worth thinking about if your mom recently joined Tinder.

[via Rad Ass]

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The Gift Of Sleep

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 13, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Guess we know what Bill Cosby is getting for…well, everyone.

[via Bro My God]

The Backbreaker

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 19, 2015 at 10:00AM

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"We found you this paperweight with people doing gymnastics! You used to love gymnastics!" – My grandparents

[via Uber Humor]

He Went To Jared

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2015 at 5:00PM

This sums up the feelings of every man who's ever been forced to watch this movie.

[via Catsmob]