Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This hockey player calmly pulled his own tooth on the bench. Remember how much you whine when you get soap in your eye?
- Dating – You're doing it wrong. He makes some good exclamation points.
- A new Maya Angelou stamp features a quote Maya Angelou never said. I knew she wasn't the one who coined "Wax on, wax off."
- The brontosaurus is back! Now if only we could correct the injustice we dealt poor Pluto.
- Wednesday! Butts!
- This Playboy model couldn't find the perfect gift for her boyfriend, so she gave him a threesome. Guess what? You found it.
- Taco Bell is planning to test out a delivery service. Just bring it straight to my bathroom.
- Turns out Google Images is a product of J-Lo's cleavage and horny dudes. Also, her ass inspired the Large Hadron Collider.