Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A parrot doesn't like to be touched. Don't touch him.
- Wrestlemania recap in GIFs. So much happening.
- Smooth jazz cover of Game of Thrones is so classy.
- Jack befriends a mole. Well, a mole hole.
- $2 million dollars of cocaine found in goat meat at JFK. I'm sorry, what?
- Duke boys love pink shorts. They totally do.
- Mind the gaps 'cause they comin' for ya.
- 27 illuminati sightings in pop culture. IT'S ALL CONNECTED.
- 20 real people who claim to be abducted by aliens. Hm.
- And 5 best award ceremony pranks. Timing is everything.
[video via Tastefully Offensive]