It's like looking at a cocktail weenie in a hot dog bun.
[via TC Mag]
He only entered the Belmont Stakes because he thought it was a meat carvery.
[via Acid Cow]
I can't believe it's taken me this long to realize how much dicks look like Darth Vader.
Someone's on the fast track to diaper-betes.
[via The Chive]
Hopefully she lets you get a little somethin' before she grinds your bones to make her bread.