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Phantom Of Da Club

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 26, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Knock it off, Jerry. No one thinks you're a ghost."

[via Catsmob]

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10 Blood-Curdling Old-Timey Halloween Costumes

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2014 at 3:00PM

In an era long gone by, Halloween was once about so much more than finding the perfect slutty Buzz Lightyear outfit. They were simpler times, when everyone fashioned their own homemade costumes, and whether they were supposed to be or not, they were fucking terrifying.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 14, 2014 at 1:00PM

When questioned about the incident, the cemetery groundskeeper said, "There was a drunk, unemployed moron who ran around here pretending to be a ghost, but he died 25 years ago…"

[via HuffPo Weird]

All Dogs Go To The Bargain Bin

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

In heaven it's like you never euthanized his mother or cut off his balls.

[via Acid Cow]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: