"Knock it off, Jerry. No one thinks you're a ghost."
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In an era long gone by, Halloween was once about so much more than finding the perfect slutty Buzz Lightyear outfit. They were simpler times, when everyone fashioned their own homemade costumes, and whether they were supposed to be or not, they were fucking terrifying.
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When questioned about the incident, the cemetery groundskeeper said, "There was a drunk, unemployed moron who ran around here pretending to be a ghost, but he died 25 years ago…"
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In heaven it's like you never euthanized his mother or cut off his balls.
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