• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Don't Go Upstairs

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2016 at 1:00PM

AtticClown

Downstairs is fine; it's actually a quaint little cafe. Way fewer ghost clowns, too.

[via iFunny]

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From Around the Web

She's A Free Spirit

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 3, 2016 at 2:00PM

She could literally be seeing this and she would still be more sane than Trump.

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Safe House

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2016 at 5:00PM

SafeHouse

Not to judge a book by its cover, but I think I might have found where all the missing children are.

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Booo-ster Club

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 17, 2016 at 12:00PM

SV Darmstadt 98 v Eintracht Frankfurt - Bundesliga

Nice to see that Dale still comes to all of Jr.'s races.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Alex Grimm/Staff/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Booo-ster Club

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 13, 2016 at 4:00PM

SV Darmstadt 98 v Eintracht Frankfurt - Bundesliga

I told you NASCAR races were too long.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Alex Grimm/Staff/Getty Images]