• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Good For You?

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 1, 2016 at 5:00PM

WirSuchen

German is such an elegant language.

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

In This Week’s Show

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 13, 2016 at 1:21AM

Here are the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

 

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2016 at 1:00PM

PenisRingBombNews

More like The Squirt Locker… right….. anyone?

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Mein Krypton

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 15, 2016 at 11:00AM

SuperHitlerDoll

This makes it a whole lot easier to choose sides in Batman v. Superman.

[via Pikabu]

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Sausage Sweethearts

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2015 at 1:00PM

SausageMouth

Is this the German version of romance or a legitimate hostage situation?

[via Fun Lab]

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