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Sausage Sweethearts

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2015 at 1:00PM

SausageMouth

Is this the German version of romance or a legitimate hostage situation?

[via Fun Lab]

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From Around the Web

Hands Free Chug

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 18, 2015 at 11:00AM

HandsFreeChug

Relying on limbs to help get you drunk is for pussies.

[via Only Weird Pics]

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10 Terrible Album Covers

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 16, 2015 at 3:00PM

DickBlack

Because all you scumbags are illegally pirating your music these days (something that I am morally opposed to and would NEVER do), the album cover has largely become a thing of the past. Sure, they still technically exist, but mostly just as thumbnails on your Pandorify or whatever it's called. So in this digital age, how the hell is an artist like Dick Black supposed to offer up a taste of himself?

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Too Early In The Morning For This?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2014 at 10:00AM

Her vagina has a sore throat.

[via UberHumor]

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Things That Rhyme With 'Polar Vortex'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 9, 2014 at 2:00PM

The only way to know you've truly made it is if you can work from bed.

[via Daily of the Day]