• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

The Internet Can Always Use More 'Careless Whisper'

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 27, 2011 at 12:00PM

Dude, I don't care how badass your metal cover of "Careless Whisper" is about to be…

Don't wink at me beforehand.

Seriously.  No matter what you do to it, it's still a George Michael song.  NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

Did Joe Satriani wink before he…  uh…

Alright, I'm not even going to pretend like anyone knows anything Joe Satriani has ever done.

[via The High Definite]

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Sex Up Your Prank Videos

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 11, 2011 at 4:00PM

I've always said what Jackass needed was a shitton more George Michael!

Turns out this video proves I am a genius.

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