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Ah, Tinder

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 1, 2014 at 2:00PM

Laugh now, but truth is she'd have a lot more fun with a finger than your lame ass.

[via What Should We Call Me]

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This Girl's Goin' Places

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

How do you sell 8 billion Girl Scout Cookies? You stand outside of a marijuana dispensary. Duh.

I assume her message to the parents who are hating is: "Aw, your daughter sold 12 boxes? That's cute."

[via Huffington Post]

Phallic Foliage

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 3, 2013 at 5:00PM

Well if you didn't want this to happen you shouldn't have asked these two comedic geniuses to rake the leaves.

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Cloudy With A Chance Of The Poops

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 4, 2013 at 10:00AM

Despite only being in the first grade, this kid is smoking weed at a tenth grade level.

Happy National Taco Day!

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Move Over, Thomas Edison

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 5, 2013 at 11:00AM

It's like a baby bjorn for lonely fat people.

[via Acid Cow]