If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
If Canada really has maple leaf bra-wearing beavers, I'm moving even if Trump doesn't win.
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[via Acid Cow]
“Hey lady, I’m not sure why you’re so surprised. It’s kind of our thing.”
[via The Chive]
I don't know if this is a man or a woman. I don't know what those birds are supposed to be. And I don't know why that pig appears to be enjoying a milkshake. All I know is I am all about this ink.
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[via LOL Hehehe]
Saddest episode of The Jersey Shore ever.
This is just like that Hitchcock movie "The Birds", except not scary at all and this kid is a pussy.
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