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Sexy Self Service

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 28, 2015 at 8:00PM

thongpump

Dave drops whatever he's in the middle of whenever he hears that gas prices are jumping twenty cents.

[via The Chive]

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From Around the Web

Master Cook

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 4, 2015 at 1:00PM

OnionGasMask

It's nice when he makes dinner but does it always have to be meth and meatballs?

[via Pikabu]

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 24, 2015 at 5:00PM

WeDoFart

Can't be easy to fart with that giant piece of broccoli wedged in your ass, though.

[via Izismile]

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A Two And A Half Minute Fart

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 17, 2015 at 10:00PM

I’ve had sexual encounters that didn’t last that long. Most of them actually. Congrats, Fart Master.

[via Fart Master]

Just Top Off The Tank

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 15, 2015 at 11:00AM

GasTank

"Fill 'er up with diesel and see if you can squeegee the blood off the fender."

[via Catsmob]

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