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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Might Want To Get That Checked Out

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 31, 2016 at 5:00PM

Worms

Same thing happened to my dog. You'll be fine after a week of pills wrapped in cheese.

[via Dump A Day]

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From Around the Web

Nothing But Tank

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 14, 2016 at 4:00PM

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She’s the Steph Curry of unleaded gasoline.

[via Izismile]

Droppin' Bombs

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 12, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Chipotle has embraced a "fuck it" attitude with the unveiling of their new company mascot.

[via Funny Junk]

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Your Gas Might Be Racist

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 7, 2016 at 6:00PM

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Now we know where they get the gasoline to start all those cross burnings.

[via Radass]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 3, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: