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So Many Rules

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 20, 2014 at 9:00PM

Ohhh, so oil companies don’t want to literally f*ck us at the pumps. Just metaphorically speaking

[via Bro My God]

Fill Er Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 29, 2014 at 10:00PM

You should get used to the fact that a homeless man at some point will masturbate into your gas tank.

[via Reddit]

Y’all Wanna See My Cock?

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2014 at 12:00PM

In some parts of the country a rooster will get you four gallons of gas, pack of cigarettes and a Slim Jim.

[via Acid Cow]

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cock

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rooster

underwear

wtf

Self Service Pump

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 12, 2014 at 8:00PM

She’s prepping for her famous flaming vagina trick she performs nightly at the local gentleman’s club.

[via Reddit]

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flexible

gas

gas pump

self service

vagina

Scoring Free Gas Looks Tough

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 13, 2013 at 9:00PM

Maybe he just realized what his girl looked like in a two piece.

[via Imgur]

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car

crime

gas

gas station

gasoline

girlfriend

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