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A Two And A Half Minute Fart

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 17, 2015 at 10:00PM

I’ve had sexual encounters that didn’t last that long. Most of them actually. Congrats, Fart Master.

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Just Top Off The Tank

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 15, 2015 at 11:00AM

GasTank

"Fill 'er up with diesel and see if you can squeegee the blood off the fender."

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Keep Her Away From Open Flames

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 23, 2015 at 6:00PM

That’s how I pay for my check at restaurants if I’ve received bad service.

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This Gas Station's A Real Ghost Town

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 15, 2015 at 1:00PM

GhostbusterGas

"If you're going inside, grab me a bag of Cheetos, a slushy, nachos, those little powdered donuts, three Slim Jims, a roll of Bubble Tape, some Mentos, and a lotto ticket. Ooh, and a Diet Coke." — Slimer

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Ridin' Dirty

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | April 29, 2015 at 11:00PM

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My bike runs on gas. Get it! That's Dad Humor 101.

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