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Everybody Likes A Good Pump

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 18, 2014 at 4:00PM

Do not top off!! Whatever that means.

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The Looks Says It All

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 5, 2014 at 8:00PM

Sorry Dorothy, but that’s the risk involved when eating a gas station frozen burrito.

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Yes We Can … Stop For Gas

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 19, 2014 at 10:00PM

I like to imagine Joe Biden makes his own beef jerky and sells it here.

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Poor Little Pump

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 27, 2014 at 12:00PM

I would happily pay for my gas in companionship.

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See The Cashier For Assistance

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

He hit $50.00 even on a perfect pump and just got caught up in the moment.

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