Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- From the guy who brought you Gary the Goat, meet Kevin the C*nt! Come on, Kev!
- Ted Cruz called a basketball hoop a "basketball ring." This might legitimately be worse than Trump calling 9/11 "7-11."
- London's first nude restaurant is opening. I give it a week before it's overrun by angry, naked soccer hooligans.
- Venezuela is saving energy by giving everyone Fridays off. I've had a real lack of energy lately, can I get in on that?
- It's Hump Day, unleash the booty!