Immediate swipe right.
[via The Chive]
Watch your favorite clips and leave suggestions for next week's pick.
Order "Collas" and "Exposed Arms" on DVD or Blu-Ray.
I'm getting too old for this shift.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
[photo via Buzzfeed]
"I only fuck bitches from the back, son."
I hope there are strippers in heaven. Or at least a vending machine.
[via I Am Bored]