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    Stinging Snack
    Stinging Snack

    Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.

  • #TBT

    This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.

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Four Eyez On Me

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | June 11, 2015 at 11:00PM


You have an adorable way to make things all your own, white people.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 3, 2013 at 4:30PM


Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

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He Probably Just Smoked A Fattie

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

"I only fuck bitches from the back, son."

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