Is your ideal date playing video games with a stranger via a webchat over the Internet?
Of course it is! That's why GameCrush is the site for you!
GameCrush is "the first social gaming site that allows gamers to meet, match and pay to play other gamers." Yes, you read that right! You get to pay people to play games with you! Awesome, right! You can finally fulfill your dream of paying to have friends!
But not just any friends! GameCrush is being coy, but I won't be: Most of these gamers are sexy girls! Or at least the sexiest girls willing to play video games on the Internet for money …which is a lot of sexy girls! Or at least a handful of sexy girls. There's got to be some attractive woman out there who has severe social anxiety disorder and wants to earn money off her looks — and playing online games — without leaving the comfort of her house.
That's the idea GameCrush is based on!
Sound too good to be true?? Did I mention it's on the Internet? Of course I did! And everything is on the up and up on the Internet!
Go to GameCrush right now and you can pay to play me in a game! I'm not a sexy girl, but I'll still kick your fucking ass at Connect 4 and only charge you $0.60 a minute! You think Tosh.0 blogging money is covering my bills??
Hell no! GameCrush!!
I'll even get naked for you!