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Nerd Hulk Smash!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2014 at 11:00AM

When you're that old and have never seen a vagina, random fits of rage are understandable.

[via Izismile]

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Late Inning Request

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 25, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's not a day at the ballpark if Nana doesn't tell 50,000 people how much she misses balls.

[via The Chive]

10 Moms Who Care

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2014 at 3:00PM

Mother's Day is nearly here! And what better way to celebrate the woman whose vagina you mercilessly ravaged than to point out all the moms who haven't quite done the amazing job she did?

Basically, if she's hasn't permanently damaged your psyche, and she's never peed on your head, she's coming out on top in this one.

Click here for more mothers who may not really deserve a day… Show full post

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Here's Drake Using A Lint Roller At An NBA Game

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 24, 2014 at 12:00PM

Started from the bottom (of his pants) now we here (on this lint roller).

BONUS JOKE: "Just hold on, we're going home" said one piece of lint to the other.

[via Ryan Seacrest]

A True Fanatic

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2014 at 11:00AM

He's right. Considering how much they get paid they should be sportsing as hard as they can!

[via Daily Garlic]

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