Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This Dutch gymnast ate the mat hard. It's only a matter of time before that's a "Monday's got me like…" meme.
- A couple is purposely gaining weight to prove fitness experts are scammers. Oh yeah, that's totally why I'm doing it, too.
- Turns out that classic summertime pool smell is pee. And it's mostly my pee. Sorry.
- Debunking 9 common sex myths for men. Turns out your dong isn't unsatisfying, at least not for the reason you thought.
- That whole Ryan Lochte robbery thing may not have happened. We've all gotten drunk and imagined an elaborate, terrifying ordeal involving a gun to our head.
- Hump day means it's time for butts!