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The Future We Always Dreamed

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 14, 2015 at 12:00PM

textlane

Oh, you wanted flying cars and hover boards in 2015? Sorry, you get texting lanes and selfie sticks.

[via The Chive]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: The Future is Now

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 29, 2015 at 12:00PM

Couple Of Robot Waiters Show In Yiwu's Restaurant

I'm going to ask out that waitress. I heard she really loosens up once you get a couple of screwdrivers in her.

We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[ChinaFotoPress/Stringer/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: The Future is Now

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

Couple Of Robot Waiters Show In Yiwu's Restaurant

The sex robots will be prettier though, right?

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Future BDSM

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2015 at 2:00PM

FutureBDSM

He'll chase you down with his superior robot legs, then enter you with his bionic extender wang. Prepare to be pleasured.

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The Future’s So Bright

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 29, 2015 at 9:00PM

VRlunch

Yes it looks ridiculous but he just had bacon wrapped filet mignon with Barack Obama and Scarlett Johansson. Oh and Matt Damon was there too.

[via Lol He He He]