• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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The Future Of Fondling

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 15, 2016 at 11:00AM

I'm interested as long as one of Isaac Asimov's three rules of robotics was, "A robot shall not crush a human's testicles into a fine dust."

[via Giphy]

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 25, 2016 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.

[via Tosh.0]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 3, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 18, 2016 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

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You will be, Lexi. And Season 30 of Tosh.0 will blow your mind.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 8, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: