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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: The Future is Now

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

Couple Of Robot Waiters Show In Yiwu's Restaurant

The sex robots will be prettier though, right?

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[ChinaFotoPress/Stringer/Getty Images]

From Around the Web

Future BDSM

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2015 at 2:00PM

FutureBDSM

He'll chase you down with his superior robot legs, then enter you with his bionic extender wang. Prepare to be pleasured.

[via Jpeg Share]

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The Future’s So Bright

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 29, 2015 at 9:00PM

VRlunch

Yes it looks ridiculous but he just had bacon wrapped filet mignon with Barack Obama and Scarlett Johansson. Oh and Matt Damon was there too.

[via Lol He He He]

So Long, Human Interaction

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 21, 2014 at 10:00PM

But I won’t be entirely satisfied until I can have virtual sex while standing on a hover board.

[via Reddit]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 10, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: