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Somebody Likes Chrome

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 2, 2014 at 5:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

He traveled here from the year 2063 to warn us that in the future, everyone dresses like a baked potato.

[via Izismile]

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10 Moms Who Care

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2014 at 3:00PM

Mother's Day is nearly here! And what better way to celebrate the woman whose vagina you mercilessly ravaged than to point out all the moms who haven't quite done the amazing job she did?

Basically, if she's hasn't permanently damaged your psyche, and she's never peed on your head, she's coming out on top in this one.

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parenting

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Ghost Of Veterans Day Future

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 25, 2014 at 11:00AM

Just tell me, before the machines rise up… do they build us hoverboards?

[via Reddit]

Pop Top Fashion

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 8, 2014 at 10:00AM

I think we just caught a glimpse into the future and I'm fucking terrified.

[via World Wide Interweb]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 6, 2014 at 1:00PM

This Valentine's Day, why not get your lady a robot space-dildo that will eventually replace you?

[via HuffPo Weird]