• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

These Are Some Real Carrot Facts

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

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Swaddling a baby carrot and singing it a lullaby will make you feel like you have a very tiny child that would be delicious dipped in ranch.

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From Around the Web

Move Along, Uggoes

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 18, 2014 at 1:00PM

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Just because he's covered in grease stains doesn't mean he's without standards.

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10 Magical Beach Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 8, 2014 at 3:00PM

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Summer's already more than half gone, have you taken full advantage of the prime beach weather? I haven't, but I live where it's beautiful every day. If you don't, then that's on you, dummy. Even the guy who pees under the pier is judging you.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 24, 2014 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

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"Tosh.0 is SO HYSTERICAL!!!" -oregano

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 11, 2014 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

GrandmasWYS

That is a gross generalization. My Mee Maw happens to be a big fan of the "Dick of the Week."

I Put Them On Everything

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 10, 2014 at 5:00PM

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You know what really kicks a salad up to the next level? TITS.

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