This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
No faster way to ruin a model's career than with a horseshoe to the face.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
"Well that's convenient because all of my money is in undergarments." —Local stripper
I didn't know Dancers Ranch served pizza!
[via Bad Menu]
Deer may try to reenact The Matrix with you.
You're allowed to laugh. Just not very loud.
The best way to fight germs is with joy.
Karma. It's a bum. I mean, bitch.
[via The Chive]
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