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It's so obvious that she's two-faced.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Sorry nice guys, the Friend Zone has no exits.
I didn't know Dancers Ranch served pizza!
[via Bad Menu]
Deer may try to reenact The Matrix with you.
You're allowed to laugh. Just not very loud.
The best way to fight germs is with joy.
Karma. It's a bum. I mean, bitch.
[via The Chive]
Do your need a sign? We'll business advertising.
[via The Hairpin]
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