• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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We ALL Heart Your MILF

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 19, 2013 at 1:00PM

I'm not positive, but this person MAY want to fuck their mother. Either way: Happy President's Day!

[via Break]

From Around the Web

One Woman's Vanity Plate Is Another Man's Poop Joke

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 29, 2011 at 4:00PM

"'Mr. Shart' was my father's name.  Just call me 'Guy with a funny license plate.'"

[via Reddit]

Your License Plate Says It All

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 22, 2010 at 6:00PM

And you thought it was awesome when she provided the condoms…

But in all seriousness, can you think of any other possible meaning for this license plate?  Leave your interpretations in the comments please.

[via The High Definite]

License Plate of the Day

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 28, 2010 at 6:00PM

"DIVRCED" was taken. And the DMV wouldn't allow her first choice: "IMABTCH".

[via juliasegel]