• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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You Forgot The Zombies

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 3:00PM

No, Isaac. That's what your HEADSTONE will look like. You'll look much worse.

[via Uberhumor]

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Fun with Kids

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | June 5, 2009 at 2:00PM


"Honey? Have you seen the baby?"


"Did you check that giant baby-sized sandwich you’re eating?"

"Oh, yep! Here he is! Sorry, silly me."

[via Reddit]