Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- David Attenborough narrates women's curling. "Down the frozen river."
- Full House without Michelle is very weird and random.
- 18 shower thoughts worth considering.
- Hot Pockets recalls philly cheesesteaks because the animals are "diseased and unsound." UMM…
- Farts on fire in super slow motion, which is exciting.
- Kayla Delancey is a hot piece of ass.
- 10 Japanese travels tips for coming to America. Yeah, we have dinner plates. Deal with it.
- Dude eats 4 Chipotle burritos in under 3 minutes, which if you've ever seen me high isn't that impressive.
- 19 things that actually exist. Nothing surprises me anymore.
- A 3-year-old gets surprised by her dad home from Afghanistan. Dust storm alert.
- And turn yourself into a GIF! If you want.
[video via LiveLeak]