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Someone's In A Good Mood

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

You'd do the same thing if a doctor had just pulled on your head with metal forceps.

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baby

birth

childbirth

flick off

fuck

fuck you

infant

Back At Ya, Mickey

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 14, 2014 at 9:00PM

This shirt should come with the pass you can purchase to skip long lines at Disney World.

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Aggressive Landscaping

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 24, 2014 at 1:00PM

Would you believe it actually just grows in like this? Nature and its many bounties.

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aggressive

bushes

fuck you

garden

grass

landscaping

lawn

mean

shrubs

yard

Just So We're Clear

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 17, 2013 at 8:00PM

Tom's first passive-aggressive expression was naming his WiFi password "Clean Up Your Dog Shit." When that went unnoticed he had to step up his game.

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Middle Finger, Corner Pocket

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 28, 2013 at 11:00AM

I send dick pics the exact same way.

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