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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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No Bird Is Safe

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 29, 2016 at 10:00PM

But how else can I let my cat know she’s being an asshole for pushing my water glass off the table?

[via Meme Whore]

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Track And Finger

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 13, 2016 at 10:00AM

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"You little shits think you can run better than my sweet granddaughter?!"

[via Imgur]

Belligerent Books

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 26, 2016 at 4:00PM

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They're tired of America passing them over for reruns of Two Broke Girls.

[via Radass]

Best. Birthday. Ever.

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2016 at 3:00PM

RandyCake

I want this exact cake for my 32nd. And no, I don't care that my name isn't even Randy.

[via Barnorama]

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crap

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flies

frosting

fuck you

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Mad Monk

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 5, 2016 at 11:00AM

MonkFinger

Looks like someone missed his morning meditation.

[via Radass]

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fuck you

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