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Knock It Off, Ya Old Bird

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 9, 2014 at 3:00PM

My grandma still does this whenever we tell her it's time to go back to the home.

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Right Here, Kid

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 6, 2014 at 3:00PM

I know I should be impressed that he knows sign language, but does he have to be such a dick about it?

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How’s That Working Out?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

Unfortunately I don’t think he means in the literal sense.

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Someone's In A Good Mood

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

You'd do the same thing if a doctor had just pulled on your head with metal forceps.

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Back At Ya, Mickey

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 14, 2014 at 9:00PM

This shirt should come with the pass you can purchase to skip long lines at Disney World.

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