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Fresh Weddingmelon

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 22, 2015 at 1:00PM

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You think her watermelon's big now? Wait until she pushes a few kids out of it.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Bursting With Fruit Flavor

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 9, 2015 at 10:00PM

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Sorry but I’m not about to nullify the “Contains No Artificial Sweeteners” tattoo I have on my penis.

[via Pi4nobl4ck]

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Crazy Train

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | January 27, 2015 at 11:00PM

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If this blizzard shuts down the subway I know who gets eaten first.

[The Telegraph]

Low Hung Fruit

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2014 at 11:00AM

An apple-dick a day gets the teacher formally evaluated and placed on a 6-month probationary period.

[via Imgur]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Tropicool

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2014 at 12:00PM

She later dumped him for being boring and Dole.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Douglas Wong.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Leon Neal/Staff/Getty Images]