If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Makes a lot more sense that he's into a peach now.
But jerking off bananas is still totally okay, right?
Orange you glad you watched this whole thing?
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At least he's making healthy choices. I drive a Hostess Cupcake.
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Okay, but where do we stand on stuffing cantaloupes in my shirt and saying I'm Sofia Vergara?
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