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Low Hung Fruit

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2014 at 11:00AM

An apple-dick a day gets the teacher formally evaluated and placed on a 6-month probationary period.

[via Imgur]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Tropicool

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2014 at 12:00PM

She later dumped him for being boring and Dole.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Douglas Wong.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Leon Neal/Staff/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Tropicool

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 21, 2014 at 4:00PM

"Hey Honeydew! Shouldn't you be invading a fruit salad? Ha. What a loser."

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Leon Neal/Staff/Getty Images]

Potassium Party

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 17, 2014 at 5:00PM

The annual Del Monte company outing turned tragically violent when a roving pack of monkeys hit the beach.

[via Tickld]

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Fresh Language

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Caution: This is just an enthusiastic description. DO NOT try to fuck these pineapples.

[via Veeoz]

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ad

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