Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
At least he's making healthy choices. I drive a Hostess Cupcake.
[via The Chive]
Okay, but where do we stand on stuffing cantaloupes in my shirt and saying I'm Sofia Vergara?
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