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Aggressive Breakfast Pastry

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Say what you will about the quality of Pop-Tarts, but they would never speak to me this way.

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Happy Birthday To Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 3, 2014 at 4:00PM

This is awkward, but I actually prefer chocolate.

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Frosting Is So Messy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 1, 2014 at 4:00PM

Her sunglasses doubled as splash goggles.

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Strudel Subtlety

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2014 at 2:00PM

This is my Valentine's Day present??

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It Was Worth it

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 17, 2013 at 5:00PM

This is exactly the kind of person I become when my girlfriend leaves town for the weekend.

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baby

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