Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Froggy Fresh has a new track called Dunked On. He'd make a good point guard.
- Here's an education video on women from 1959. Fuckin' Myrtle, you dumb bitch.
- Club Kid! I bet he LOVES Calvin Harris.
- A chick let the Powerball winner cut her in line when they bought tickets. Oh no you di'int.
- Weird McDonalds items from other countries. The only thing better than sweet tea is a McBeer.
- Your daily dose of hot girls! Since I know you aren't around them in real life.
- A little girl gave herself a haircut. It's no worse than anything Lena Dunham has rocked.
- Classic fence fail. The stuff dreams are made of.
- A husky on the baseball field! How many dog jokes can the announcers bark out?
- A woman had $500 worth of sex toys stolen from her car. Also, is kinda cute.
- And here's a deer just raging through a taco restaurant. Looks like me on a Saturday night.
[still via YouTube]