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Feelin' Froggy

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 26, 2015 at 6:00PM

FrogFace

Turns out the face paint from last night's Muppet fetish orgy was not water-soluble.

[via Pleated Jeans]

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From Around the Web

Nailed It

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 9, 2015 at 10:00AM

doll nails

Sure, I can't wipe myself but I always have my dolls with me so it's a wash.

[via Echtlustig]

A Wet And Wild Adventure

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 17, 2015 at 4:00PM

sex frog

If you want a prince, you're going to have to work a little harder than a measly kiss.

[via Izismile]

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10 Creepy Animals To Mess Up Your Day

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 17, 2014 at 3:00PM

Heads up guys, there are some weird ass critters out there. Like the adorable little crime against God pictured above, the bunnymousearoo (may not be the scientific name, but look at it, that's exactly what it is). So get ready, because you're about to be educated on Mother Nature's sickest jokes.

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You Feeling Froggy, Ladies?

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 1, 2014 at 8:00PM

Avoid eye contact. Avoid eye contact. Avoid eye contact.

[via Uber Humor]