Wait, were you smoking weed in there?
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Turns out the face paint from last night's Muppet fetish orgy was not water-soluble.
[via Pleated Jeans]
Sure, I can't wipe myself but I always have my dolls with me so it's a wash.
If you want a prince, you're going to have to work a little harder than a measly kiss.