Wait, were you smoking weed in there?
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Turns out the face paint from last night's Muppet fetish orgy was not water-soluble.
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Sure, I can't wipe myself but I always have my dolls with me so it's a wash.
If you want a prince, you're going to have to work a little harder than a measly kiss.