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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Small Fry

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 6, 2016 at 12:00PM

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"I'm just a squirrel trying to get a gut."

We received a lot comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Ronaldo Schemidt/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Small Fry

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 2, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Ronaldo Schemidt Stringer/Stringer/Getty Images]

It’s Fry-Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 12, 2016 at 9:00PM

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Out of sunscreen? Waffle fries and ketchup will do in a pinch.

[via Izismile]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 19, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Food Porn

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 16, 2015 at 8:00PM

I felt excitement, hunger, disgust and regret while watching this gif. Which are exactly the emotions I go through when eating McDonalds.

[via Reddit]