Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- SI swimsuit model Nina Agdal has an unsanitary hidden talent. And she still manages to look super hot while being a total dirtbag.
- This kid videobombed a reporter with the slow jerk. My inner 12-year-old sends high fives.
- Meet 2015's Miss USA. Virtually. You'll never meet her in real life without it ending in a restraining order.
- Give these flip flops to all of your creepy friends. The world will thank you.
- Got herpes? There's an app for that.
- This barber can shave a celebrity onto your head. Get the Channing Tatum – huge chick magnet.
- Here are some photos from Playboy's Comic-Con party. Just try to keep it in your nerd pants.