There's literally no way to decide what seat is the worst here.
Tourists beware: Local wildlife may try to steal food and/or fuck on your head.
They held her beer bong and they held her hair. It’s the circle of life.
It's Friday, so here's a little PSA to remind you not to make an ass of yourself this weekend. At least not with alcohol, we're sure you can find another way to do it.
Just in case you're more of a visual learner – check out nine more party fails below.
When your best friend has an ear gauge, you treat him like the tool that he is.