I hope that's a crotchless thong for her sake.
This weather gear is less than ideal after lunch at Chipotle.
[via Daily Garlic]
The only upsides to losing a limb are the mindblowing party tricks.
[via TC Mag]
Seems like a fire hazard, but really if these assholes get stuck in there no one will mind.
[via The Chive]
The one thing they could never vaporize with those phasers was their virginity.
[via Acid Cow]