Do they not teach "Stop, Drop, and Roll" in bro school?
Seems like the type of t-shirt you might receive after participating in one of those world record gang bangs.
[via Distinguished Baloney]
Boobsledding is the tits.
We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Asher Hamilton.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
[Adam Berry/Contributor/Getty Images]