Uber Pool is so uncomfortable.
If you never fell asleep 69-style with a friend on a public bench, then you never went to college.
"Maybe put down the camera and give me a hand here? He is all the way inside me."
He knows how to fetch, roll over, and kick you while you're down.
[via Prickly Legs]
Making small talk with a teacher as a distraction is above and beyond the call of duty of a friend.
[via Cats Mob]