Never trust a new couch – or old friends.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
If you never fell asleep 69-style with a friend on a public bench, then you never went to college.
"Maybe put down the camera and give me a hand here? He is all the way inside me."
He knows how to fetch, roll over, and kick you while you're down.
[via Prickly Legs]