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Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
We're in the midst of summer, which can only mean one thing: carnival season is in full swing!
These traveling joy factories move from town to town, bringing with them a dangerous abundance of fried foods and truckload after truckload of highly questionable, vomit-painted rides.
Too often though, the cogs that make the carnival machine run go unnoticed. Like overweight, sweaty ninjas, they slip in and out of our lives before we realize they were even there. So this is our tribute to you, dear carnies. No longer shall your contributions to the betterment of our lives go unregarded!
Click below for more accomplished veterans of the carnival racket…
Call a doctor if your erection lasts longer than your diarrhea.