What's the best dipping sauce for Crispy Penis Tenders?
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
We're in the midst of summer, which can only mean one thing: carnival season is in full swing!
These traveling joy factories move from town to town, bringing with them a dangerous abundance of fried foods and truckload after truckload of highly questionable, vomit-painted rides.
Too often though, the cogs that make the carnival machine run go unnoticed. Like overweight, sweaty ninjas, they slip in and out of our lives before we realize they were even there. So this is our tribute to you, dear carnies. No longer shall your contributions to the betterment of our lives go unregarded!
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Call a doctor if your erection lasts longer than your diarrhea.