• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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You Can Fry Anything

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 9, 2014 at 6:00PM

What's the best dipping sauce for Crispy Penis Tenders?

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10 Consummate Carnival Pros

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 9, 2013 at 3:00PM

We're in the midst of summer, which can only mean one thing: carnival season is in full swing!

These traveling joy factories move from town to town, bringing with them a dangerous abundance of fried foods and truckload after truckload of highly questionable, vomit-painted rides.

Too often though, the cogs that make the carnival machine run go unnoticed. Like overweight, sweaty ninjas, they slip in and out of our lives before we realize they were even there. So this is our tribute to you, dear carnies. No longer shall your contributions to the betterment of our lives go unregarded!

Click below for more accomplished veterans of the carnival racket…

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I Prefer Mine Steamed And On An Old Lady's Tits

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 28, 2013 at 6:00PM

Call a doctor if your erection lasts longer than your diarrhea.

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