• Caption Challenge

    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Huge Accomplishment

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 14, 2016 at 10:00PM


The next logical milestone would be taking a dump at her boyfriend’s apartment.

[via Imgur]

From Around the Web

Fried Chicken Fortune

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2015 at 9:00PM


Potential plot for National Treasure 3: Nicolas Cage finds Colonel Sanders' original secret chicken recipe inside a piece of chicken.

[via The Chive]

Chicken Dick

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 4, 2015 at 10:00AM

chicken dick

You know, in some states they believe eating this will turn you gay.

[via Radass]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 13, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:


Penis Paradise

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 28, 2015 at 4:00PM


This job hasn’t completely ruined me yet because my initial thought was fried chicken drumstick.

[via The Chive]