• Caption Challenge

    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

Tosh.0 Blog

Huge Accomplishment

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 14, 2016 at 10:00PM

workdump

The next logical milestone would be taking a dump at her boyfriend’s apartment.

[via Imgur]

From Around the Web

Fried Chicken Fortune

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2015 at 9:00PM

chickenfortune

Potential plot for National Treasure 3: Nicolas Cage finds Colonel Sanders' original secret chicken recipe inside a piece of chicken.

[via The Chive]

Chicken Dick

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 4, 2015 at 10:00AM

chicken dick

You know, in some states they believe eating this will turn you gay.

[via Radass]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 13, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Penis Paradise

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 28, 2015 at 4:00PM

penishaped

This job hasn’t completely ruined me yet because my initial thought was fried chicken drumstick.

[via The Chive]