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Oh That’s Fresh

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 7, 2015 at 8:00PM

freshconcrete

She was busy sharing a “Real Courage” post to Facebook and didn’t notice where she was walking. It happens.

[via Cats Mob]

From Around the Web

Farm Fresh

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 3, 2015 at 10:00AM

You may want to check the 'Best By' date on that batch.

[via YouTube]

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I'm Cucummmmbering

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 28, 2015 at 2:00PM

fresh cunt

You'll never be lonely when your dildo is this fresh.

[via Radass]

Dick Move, Ya Cock

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2015 at 6:00PM

RoosterCement

That's the kind of arrogance that comes with getting to bang every hen in the coop.

[via Beware of Chickens]

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Fresh Language

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Caution: This is just an enthusiastic description. DO NOT try to fuck these pineapples.

[via Veeoz]

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