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I'm Cucummmmbering

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 28, 2015 at 2:00PM

fresh cunt

You'll never be lonely when your dildo is this fresh.

[via Radass]

From Around the Web

Dick Move, Ya Cock

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2015 at 6:00PM

RoosterCement

That's the kind of arrogance that comes with getting to bang every hen in the coop.

[via Beware of Chickens]

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Fresh Language

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Caution: This is just an enthusiastic description. DO NOT try to fuck these pineapples.

[via Veeoz]

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Hell Of A Harvest

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 5, 2014 at 10:00AM

They say on a damp country morn' you can smell the crop from miles 'round.

[via Uber Humor]

Your Bread Is Rising

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2014 at 5:00PM

"This baguette smells like it came straight from the gym."

[via Daily Garlic]

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France

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