You'll never be lonely when your dildo is this fresh.
That's the kind of arrogance that comes with getting to bang every hen in the coop.
[via Beware of Chickens]
Caution: This is just an enthusiastic description. DO NOT try to fuck these pineapples.
They say on a damp country morn' you can smell the crop from miles 'round.
[via Uber Humor]
"This baguette smells like it came straight from the gym."
[via Daily Garlic]