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Dick Move, Ya Cock

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2015 at 6:00PM

RoosterCement

That's the kind of arrogance that comes with getting to bang every hen in the coop.

[via Beware of Chickens]

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From Around the Web

Fresh Language

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Caution: This is just an enthusiastic description. DO NOT try to fuck these pineapples.

[via Veeoz]

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Hell Of A Harvest

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 5, 2014 at 10:00AM

They say on a damp country morn' you can smell the crop from miles 'round.

[via Uber Humor]

Your Bread Is Rising

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2014 at 5:00PM

"This baguette smells like it came straight from the gym."

[via Daily Garlic]

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Same Old Kid, Brand New Name

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 10, 2013 at 2:00PM

Froggy Fresh, aka The Artist Formerly Known As Krispy Kreme, is back.

And if he keeps swaggin' this hard, one day he really will have 400 houses and 400 mouses.

Maybe he'll even call them "mice".

[via Videogum]

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