Time to up your game, Whole Foods.
The difference between hilarious and seriously troubling all depends on how long he stays down there.
Poop emoji vs. Fresh emoji is the only celebrity feud I care anything about.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I’d bet my life savings that he’s wearing dad denim jean shorts.
[via Distinguished Baloney]