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Fresh Language

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Caution: This is just an enthusiastic description. DO NOT try to fuck these pineapples.

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Hell Of A Harvest

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 5, 2014 at 10:00AM

They say on a damp country morn' you can smell the crop from miles 'round.

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Your Bread Is Rising

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2014 at 5:00PM

"This baguette smells like it came straight from the gym."

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Same Old Kid, Brand New Name

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 10, 2013 at 2:00PM

Froggy Fresh, aka The Artist Formerly Known As Krispy Kreme, is back.

And if he keeps swaggin' this hard, one day he really will have 400 houses and 400 mouses.

Maybe he'll even call them "mice".

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Only the Finest Kool-Aid for Me

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 11, 2012 at 10:00AM

It really is fresh squeezed …out of a rag.

[via Reddit]