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    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Rise Of The Machines

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 24, 2015 at 9:00PM

Seems like a good time to take lunch and just let it do its thing.

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Set 'Em Free On The Freeway

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 12, 2015 at 3:00PM


An "Amber Alert" used to just mean Amber's stripping on the overpass again.

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Well, This Is Awkward

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 1, 2013 at 1:00PM

Susan's last will and testament: "I want to fuck up everyone's commute."

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Highway Trooper

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 22, 2011 at 12:00PM

The Empire Hikes Back

We received nearly two thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Aaron Bernardez.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Highway Trooper

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 18, 2011 at 4:00PM

"You're telling me not one of these cars is going to the Death Star?"

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Paul Kane/Stringer/Getty Images]