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Keys To Living In Milwaukee

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 9, 2016 at 10:00PM

simplerules

Rule #5: Always use your invisibility cloak when you’re in public.

[via TCD]

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You Don’t Say

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2016 at 9:00PM

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It was probably started by some asshole Stormtrooper flicking a cigarette out of the Star Destroyer.

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This Is An Outrage

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 15, 2016 at 10:00PM

noredheads

With the obvious exceptions being Ronald McDonald, Prince Harry and The Undertaker.

[via Rad Ass]

Solid Tip, You Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 12, 2016 at 10:00PM

lottotips

Asking people to pray for you on Facebook is another valuable tip.

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This Book ‘Gets Around’

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 17, 2015 at 9:00PM

50shadesherpes

I can think of more embarrassing ways to get herpes. Wait nope, no I can’t.

[via Rising Tensions]