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Best Seat In The House

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 31, 2016 at 10:00PM

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At least the wall doesn’t keep constantly looking down at its phone when you’re trying to have a conversation.

[via Pleated Jeans]

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From Around the Web

I'm Sure It'll Turn Into A (Very Weird) Tan

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 6, 2013 at 4:00PM

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Stings almost as much as the realization that nobody wants to touch you.

[via Poorly Dressed]

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No Shirt, No Shoes, Stop Singing

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 19, 2013 at 11:00AM

"Uh, is it too late for us to transfer to the poop cruise?"

[via I Am Bored]

The Saddest Table

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 8, 2012 at 6:00PM

Go ahead and take a seat right over here, you lonely piece of trash.

[via College Humor]

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Tips For Solo Dining

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 30, 2012 at 2:00PM

Party of 1 dining can be fun. Twitter! A book! Who needs a friend when you have so many damn questions about the menu?!

If you find yourself constantly surrounded by other people but you still want to give her tips a try, cut your bangs like that.

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