"I'm standing my brown." – That Portuguese Dookie
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
I tried to tell him cats don't like it when you pet their belly.
I've been trying to do this for years but I just can't figure out how.
[via Bro My God]