Jim Carrey's alter ego has worse bangs than Lloyd Christmas.
[via TC Mag]
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
That'll still look sexy as fuck as a tattoo though, ladies.
[via Ebaum's World]
Can't believe that asshole at 7-11 held it up to the light when I tried to buy scratchers.