• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

This Is Going To Hurt

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2014 at 12:00PM

Wonderful. The thought of using chili as lubricant has now entered my subconscious.

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From Around the Web

Sandwich Envy

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 4, 2014 at 9:00PM

Their most popular sandwich is the Jon Hamm and cheese.

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Hey, That's Pretty Cheap!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 3, 2013 at 2:00PM

Thanks, but I can barely handle a six-inch.

[via People of Walmart]






five dollar







twelve inches



The Footlong Cheeseburger

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 12, 2010 at 2:00PM

BuzzFeed has declared this food item "your new Double Down."

The Footlong Cheeseburger is the brainchild of Carl's Jr., per capita, possibly the worst fast food chain in America, assuming you haven't recently been to any freeway rest stops and encountered a Roy Rogers.  Carl's Jr. are the people that thought acquiring Hardee's was a good idea.  But I digress.

A blogger on Foodbeast not only tried the Footlong Cheeseburger and wrote up his experience, but also created an entire gallery of photos.  It looks like someone took a few terrible Carl's Jr. burgers and tossed them on a Subway bun.  (Subway also being a competitor in the worst restaurant chain battle.)

But I've previously proven I'm willing to eat anything.  I'll be out in California in a few weeks.  If the Internet buzz continues to build on this monstrosity, I'll give it a try.

What do you think?  Puke to the eyes or possible amazing burger breakthrough?