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He Really Is Happy To See You

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 26, 2014 at 9:00PM

I bet there’s a special little treat inside those chubby cheeks.

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Can I Help You?

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 19, 2014 at 3:00PM

For an old lady living alone with several cats, it's a look into the horrifying and not too distant future.

[via Daily Garlic]

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blood

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you're next

Tastes A Little Metallic

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 18, 2014 at 11:00AM

So what did they use to get it out of the deep fryer??

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gross

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Freestyle Ramen

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 10, 2014 at 3:00PM

I can't even use chopsticks while sitting perfectly still.

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The Struggle Is Real

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 9, 2014 at 10:00PM

Very similar to watching a body builder eat a protein bar.

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cute

food

kid

pool

struggle

swimming

water wings

weight loss

Who Wants The Last Cheese Stick?

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 5, 2014 at 9:00PM

Oh like you've never been so drunk that you used your belly button as a marinara dipping container.

[via Uber Humor]