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Mix That Hi-C With Some Dom Perignon

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

Aw, Big Sean packed Ariana her lunch today!

[via Izismile]

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Enjoy Super-Rabies

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 17, 2014 at 1:00PM

They're actually really cute if you just think of them as pig-nosed rats with skin wings.

[via College Humor]

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That's A Great Idea!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 12, 2014 at 4:00PM

Eh, I'd rather do Italian. Still totally going to stab him though.

[via The Chive]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

This is ridiculous. You stab a man in the heart if he touches your meatballs.

[via HuffPo Weird]

Close Enough

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 7, 2014 at 10:00PM

Whatever dude, you got those from the Synabon in the mall.

[via Uber Humor]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Mmm, Pizza

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 5, 2014 at 12:00PM

Mmm Pizza

Now he just needs to nominate 3 people for the ALS fetus bucket challenge.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jason Allen.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Steve Russell/Contributor/Getty Images]