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Life Goals

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 11, 2016 at 8:00PM

cracklebarrel

You can add highest recorded cholesterol level and the most daily bowel movements to his world records.

[via Reddit]

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From Around the Web

McNope

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 5, 2016 at 10:00PM

mcprom

While she didn’t officially say no, the restraining order that she filed is probably a good indicator of how she’s leaning.

[via Burning Bedrooms]

They Go Down Easy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 5, 2016 at 4:00PM

fruit

Put everything else in your cart back, it looks like you won't have time for dinner after all.

[via Radass]

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Sausage Fest

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 1, 2016 at 8:00PM

cantgowrong

Actually, it can go horribly wrong if you accidentally see your aunt deep throating one.

[via The Chive]

Opportunity Knocks

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 27, 2016 at 9:00PM

If you've pissed this guy off enough to throw away a bag of perfectly good french fries, then you better apologize immediately or run.

[via Giphy]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: