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He's Got The Blues

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 18, 2013 at 10:00AM

No shapes?? What are you, an adult? …With a macaroni and cheese tattoo on your leg?

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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Don't Chew, Definitely Swallow

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 15, 2013 at 4:00PM

I just don't like going somewhere where you have to work so hard for your meal.

[via scrotumcoat]

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Customer Satisfaction

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 12, 2013 at 5:00PM

Sure, the food at Friendly's isn't the greatest. But they're still the only place in town that'll jerk off grandpa.

[via Izismile]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 8, 2013 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

= Ants

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What You're Saying

Well Now That You Mention It…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 24, 2013 at 12:00PM

Awesome! Strawberry lube, please.

That's what you mean by "dressing," right?

[via UberHumor]

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SALAD!!!

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How The F*ck Can I Help You?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 24, 2013 at 10:00AM

"So are you a natural redhead?" -Super creepy dude, who would also like to order a spicy chicken sandwich.

[via She Has Had It]

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