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    High Dive
    High Dive

    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

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    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

Tosh.0 Blog

Opportunity Knocks

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 27, 2016 at 9:00PM

If you've pissed this guy off enough to throw away a bag of perfectly good french fries, then you better apologize immediately or run.

[via Giphy]

From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Catch Of The Day

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 18, 2016 at 6:00PM

BugSushi

I didn't buy the whole overfishing the oceans thing until this came out as my "Chef's Choice" special.

[via Gag Photo]

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bugs

fish

food

gross

insects

rice

sushi

Spidey Special

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2016 at 11:00AM

SpiderManPizza

Coincidentally, 12.99 pounds is also what he's gained every month since turning 30.

[via Radass]

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dominos

food

marvel

pizza

price

sell

sign

special

spider-man

spidey

superhero

Bring It On!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 13, 2016 at 5:00PM

DefensiveCrab

Food tastes better when you give it a fighting chance to decapitate you.

[via Imgur]

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big

chef

claw

crab

defense

defensive

fight

food

huge

restaurant

rubber bands

snip

Mom’s Famous Vegetable Soup

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 10, 2016 at 6:00PM

soupshoes

Now that she is old and senile it’s usually served in her old shoes, but it’s still fantastic.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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bowl

food

gross

mom

mom's shoes

nasty

shoe soup

shoes

soup

vegetable soup

wtf