Does mozzarella grow on a tree or a vine?
Out of sunscreen? Waffle fries and ketchup will do in a pinch.
There was a time when Lenny would stab a baby for a taste of that sweet orange dust… that time was yesterday.
I’m unsure of his intentions with that pizza. Either way let the cheese cool first.
[via The Chive]
Aside from throwing oil on it, this seems like the worst way to handle this situation.