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This Guac's Got A Nice Crunch

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

I see you got some of the ingredients from my college apartment.

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Kiss The Cook Or He'll Have You Killed

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2014 at 5:00PM

"What? Just because I'm part of a savagely violent terror cell doesn’t mean I can't make my girlfriend a nice, sensual bearnaise."

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It's Friday, Bitches

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 26, 2014 at 10:00AM

And in the image above, you'll find my weekend plans.

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Dinner At The Zimmermans

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2014 at 1:00PM

Put those on a lazy Susan and you've got yourself a game of suppertime Russian roulette.

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10 Food Product Fails

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 19, 2014 at 3:00PM

What's better than eating and drinking? Doing both in excess, of course. But there are some products that even my indiscriminate American palate takes issue with. Like Pee Cola, for example. I mean, how much pee are we talking? Because anymore than a tablespoon or so is just gross.

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Mix That Hi-C With Some Dom Perignon

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

Aw, Big Sean packed Ariana her lunch today!

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