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Don't Let The Breadbugs Bite

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

That mattress is all empty carbs. You've got to go with 12-grain or whole wheat at the very least.

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More Like Turdsgiving

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

Okay, it’s time to decide bakeries. Do turkeys look like dicks or feces?

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fail

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wtf

Good Morning!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 10:00AM

If he lived in LA those kicks would be egg whites and turkey bacon.

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It's Always A Good Time For Chinese Food

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

If there's one thing that tastes good coming back up, it's dumplings.

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Life Is Exhausting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 12:00PM

I imagine this is how tired Ryan Seacrest is at all times.

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Happy Meal For A Happy Dog

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

He's the McRib's key demographic.

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