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My Kind Of Party

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 4, 2014 at 4:00PM

Those are all cookie pizzas, right?

[via The Chive]

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Hahahaha Get It?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 21, 2014 at 12:00PM

It looks like cum but really it's milk!

[via UberHumor]

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cereal

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clothing

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Sex

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shirt

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So Close, Yet So Far

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2014 at 10:00AM

This is exactly what happens to me after I eat turkey.

[via Izismile]

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asleep

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sleep

Because Who Needs A Face?

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 18, 2014 at 3:00PM

"Yes, he's eaten two of my children, but I can't stay mad at Mr. Chuckles."

[via Acid Cow]

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10 People Who Know How To Eat

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 15, 2014 at 3:00PM

Honestly, what's better than eating? Spending time with loved ones? Please. A good book? Stop lying, you pretentious dick. Sex? Maybe… sometimes. When it comes down to it, good food equals good life. And these people are straight up living right.

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blood

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noodles

paint

ramen

slurping

top 10

top ten

watermelon

Dinner Is Served

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 14, 2014 at 10:00PM

The secret to mom’s famous mac-n-cheese recipe is to keep adding butter until you can’t taste the soap scum.

[via No Way Girl]

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