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It's Always A Good Time For Chinese Food

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

If there's one thing that tastes good coming back up, it's dumplings.

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Life Is Exhausting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 12:00PM

I imagine this is how tired Ryan Seacrest is at all times.

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baby

bored

eat

food

lazy

sleep

sleepy

zero fucks

Happy Meal For A Happy Dog

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

He's the McRib's key demographic.

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cute

dog

fast food

food

human

mcdonalds

owner

pet

pets

'Extra Sour'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 19, 2014 at 12:00PM

They better be liquid filled! I am NOT interested in eating dry ass balls.

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balls

camel

camel balls

candy

fail

food

gum

sour

testicles

weird

wtf product

The Right To Bear Corn Dogs

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 16, 2014 at 10:00PM

Never know when you might need to protect yourself against a healthy lifestyle.

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corn dog

eating

food

holster

protection

wtf

Osama Bin Cookin'

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 10, 2014 at 2:00PM

It's a meal your butthole will "Never Forget"!

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