Holy shit, mom! What have you done to dad?
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
All the soothing anal cream in the world can’t help you now.
[via Gyf Cat]
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