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Dessert In Style

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 30, 2015 at 3:00PM

PantslessIceCream

He's known around town as "Hot Fudge," and no, he isn't allowed near the playgrounds.

[via VK]

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From Around the Web

I'm Cucummmmbering

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 28, 2015 at 2:00PM

fresh cunt

You'll never be lonely when your dildo is this fresh.

[via Radass]

Sick Of The Hypocrites

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 27, 2015 at 3:00PM

ConfusedFeminist

While we're at it, don't claim to be a pianist if you aren't gluten free.

[via Browsa]

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vegan

Hard Boiled

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 27, 2015 at 1:00PM

EggPenis

One lick and it yolked all over his face.

[via Izismile]

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breakfast

cooking

dick

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You Want Some Of This?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2015 at 12:00PM

buff dog

This schnauzer works hard all day and there damn well better be dinner in the bowl when he gets home.

[via TC Mag]

 

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 16, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: