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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Tough Guy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 24, 2014 at 4:00PM

Tough Guy

"Not cool, guys. Not. Cool."

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Justin Sullivan/Staff/Getty Images]

Don't Let The Breadbugs Bite

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

That mattress is all empty carbs. You've got to go with 12-grain or whole wheat at the very least.

[via Oddersite]

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bed

bread

carbs

food

loaf

mattress

sleep

white

More Like Turdsgiving

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

Okay, it’s time to decide bakeries. Do turkeys look like dicks or feces?

[via Izismile]

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bakery

cake

dessert

fail

food

poo

poop

thanksgiving

turd

turkey

wtf

Good Morning!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 10:00AM

If he lived in LA those kicks would be egg whites and turkey bacon.

[via Poorly Dressed]

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breakfast

breakfast shoes

food

kicks

shoe

shoes

win

It's Always A Good Time For Chinese Food

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

If there's one thing that tastes good coming back up, it's dumplings.

[via Izismile]

Life Is Exhausting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 12:00PM

I imagine this is how tired Ryan Seacrest is at all times.

[via Giphy]

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baby

bored

eat

food

lazy

sleep

sleepy

zero fucks