"I said Funfetti! What the fuck is this inedible garbage?!"
[via Acid Cow]
I trust all of you are waiting at least 72 hours before swimming?
Someone's on the fast track to diaper-betes.
[via The Chive]
Boiling people alive is the microwaving pizza of cannibalism.
I'm going to ask out that waitress. I heard she really loosens up once you get a couple of screwdrivers in her.
We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.
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Not sure if I'm more afraid of licking a pigeon or a girl with that haircut.