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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

This is ridiculous. You stab a man in the heart if he touches your meatballs.

[via HuffPo Weird]

Close Enough

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 7, 2014 at 10:00PM

Whatever dude, you got those from the Synabon in the mall.

[via Uber Humor]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Mmm, Pizza

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 5, 2014 at 12:00PM

Mmm Pizza

Now he just needs to nominate 3 people for the ALS fetus bucket challenge.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jason Allen.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Steve Russell/Contributor/Getty Images]

My Kind Of Party

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 4, 2014 at 4:00PM

Those are all cookie pizzas, right?

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

dominos

food

party

pizza

pizza boxes

pool

Hahahaha Get It?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 21, 2014 at 12:00PM

It looks like cum but really it's milk!

[via UberHumor]

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cereal

clothes

clothing

cum

eat

fail

food

semen

Sex

sexual

shirt

tshirt

win

So Close, Yet So Far

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2014 at 10:00AM

This is exactly what happens to me after I eat turkey.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

alcohol

asleep

drinking

drunk

fail

food

fridge

kitchen

munchies

night

pass out

sleep