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Wait, No Milk Duds?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 9, 2014 at 9:00PM

Movie Theater Tip: Go to third stall and tap your foot three times for discount candy. Don’t tap four times because that’s something entirely different.

[via Acid Cow]

Fan Favorites: Andrew Eats

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 9, 2014 at 6:00PM

You're asking the tough questions, Hal. I like that. You're also not making a ton of sense, so please enjoy Andrew Eats.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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Didn't Make It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 9, 2014 at 11:00AM

On the plus side, when he wakes up there will be pizza within arm's reach!

[via UberHumor]

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He’s Ready To Shuck

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 7, 2014 at 10:00PM

Don’t let this guy anywhere near your beautiful ripe tomatoes.

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Mmm, Makes My Lips Sting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 2, 2014 at 11:00AM

Definitely wear a condom if you're going to fuck that bowl of rice.

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: American Meat

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

American Meat

Can't everybody just get off our wieners?

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Dmitry Kostyukov/Staff/Getty Images]