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Little Tyrant

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 16, 2015 at 1:00PM

BirthdayBoy

"I said Funfetti! What the fuck is this inedible garbage?!"

[via Acid Cow]

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From Around the Web

Delivery!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 16, 2015 at 11:00AM

Delivery

I trust all of you are waiting at least 72 hours before swimming?

[via Izismile]

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So Much For My Summer Baby Body…

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 12, 2015 at 1:00PM

DauntingCupcake

Someone's on the fast track to diaper-betes.

[via The Chive]

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Strong Family Stock

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 29, 2015 at 1:00PM

FamilySoup

Boiling people alive is the microwaving pizza of cannibalism.

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: The Future is Now

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 29, 2015 at 12:00PM

Couple Of Robot Waiters Show In Yiwu's Restaurant

I'm going to ask out that waitress. I heard she really loosens up once you get a couple of screwdrivers in her.

We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[ChinaFotoPress/Stringer/Getty Images]

Russian Street Meat

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 28, 2015 at 11:00AM

PigeonEater

Not sure if I'm more afraid of licking a pigeon or a girl with that haircut.

[via Izismile]

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