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Dinner Is Done

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 19, 2015 at 8:00PM

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The toughest part of this situation as a husband is not acting excited that you’ll be getting delivery pizza instead.

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Deep Doggin'

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 18, 2015 at 11:00AM

CornDog

I like a snack that requires the absence of a gag reflex.

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Gimme That Nut

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | August 12, 2015 at 11:00PM

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They are only available at Hoe Foods.

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Cornibalism

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 11, 2015 at 6:00PM

CornCannibal

He's a real psycho, this one. You should see where he put the baby corn.

[via Jokes Of The Day]

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This Show-Stealing Dog Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 11, 2015 at 12:00PM

Pasta is one of our generation's great motivators.

Check out these other people who deserve fame.

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Fantasy Island

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | August 5, 2015 at 11:00PM

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"U lyft bro?" – Aquaman before he places an order for pizza.

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