• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 12, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

From Around the Web

You Gonna Eat That?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 8, 2016 at 10:00PM

pizzacat

Sure do appreciate you keeping that slice warm for me, Mr. Boots.

[via Izismile]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 6, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Careful But Cool

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 2, 2016 at 4:00PM

cook1

To be fair, cooking with hot oil is way more dangerous than riding that pussy-ass moped you bought the helmet for.

[via Garfeild Hug]

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10 Grocery Store Fails

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 2, 2016 at 3:00PM

2weiners

If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that all jobs are jobs, which means they mostly suck. But it appears these grocery store workers have totally given up on even trying to be good at their sucky jobs.

Here are ten of their very best failures.

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Meat Lover

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 1, 2016 at 2:00PM

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The Atkins Diet has turned this entire nation into animals.

[via Instagram]

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