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Ooh Baby I Like It Raw

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 10, 2014 at 9:00PM

frozenpizza

Ain’t nobody got time to preheat an oven.

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gross

high

oven

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preheat

raw

wtf

Next Level Instagramming

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 9, 2014 at 4:00PM

higresinstagram

At this resolution you can really see why nobody gives a fuck what your scone looks like.

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Good For Calling, Texting, And Dipping

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's out of frame but his iPad's got the sweet and sour sauce.

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ketchup

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phone

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wasted

wtf

So Close…

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 26, 2014 at 3:00PM

What's the lesson here? You'll never reach anything you truly want. So don't try.

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Mmmm

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2014 at 2:00PM

Knock knock.

Who's there?

…Not somebody who's licking your front door, that's for sure.

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