Could I trouble you for a quick blowie, m'lady?
[via Bro My God]
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
The one and only good thing about living in middle or rural America is the absence of hipsters. Hipsters are people who feel the need to tell you they've done everything before you, while wearing clothes that others wore way before them.
While they're all trying too hard for my I-woke-up-on-the-couch-like-this brand of style, these few take it way too far. Show full post
I've been making poo flavored curry for years. The recipe is simple:
– Eat curry
[via Oddity Central]
How many hours did he spend scraping peanut butter out of that beard before he figured this out?
[via Uber Humor]
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