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So Close…

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 26, 2014 at 3:00PM

What's the lesson here? You'll never reach anything you truly want. So don't try.

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Mmmm

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2014 at 2:00PM

Knock knock.

Who's there?

…Not somebody who's licking your front door, that's for sure.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Tough Guy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 24, 2014 at 4:00PM

Tough Guy

"Not cool, guys. Not. Cool."

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Justin Sullivan/Staff/Getty Images]

Don't Let The Breadbugs Bite

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

That mattress is all empty carbs. You've got to go with 12-grain or whole wheat at the very least.

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More Like Turdsgiving

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

Okay, it’s time to decide bakeries. Do turkeys look like dicks or feces?

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