• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Tur-WhatTheF*ck-En

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | September 29, 2016 at 11:00PM

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Looks horrific but you pour some gravy on it and I'm first at the table.

[via LolHeHeHe]

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From Around the Web

Moist Bread

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2016 at 5:00PM

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Good news, virgins. Turns out Finnish grocery stores have exactly what you've been looking for.

[via Radass]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 28, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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10 People Who Should Just Eat Out

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 23, 2016 at 3:00PM

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I think Ice-T said it best when he said, "Cookin' ain't easy." Or something like that. We all have to eat, so most of us have at least tried it out, but a surprising number of us are utterly useless at feeding ourselves.

Here are a few people who should just wall off the kitchen in their homes.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 22, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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