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The Butterfly Effect

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 16, 2015 at 11:00PM

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I will not be telling that butterfly to spread its wings and fly.

[via Kill Some Time]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Like A Chandelier

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 6, 2015 at 12:00PM

I see Marilyn Manson has installed his new sprinkler system.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jason Stamm.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Bryan Steffy/Stringer/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Like A Chandelier

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 2, 2015 at 4:00PM

Are we supposed to be impressed by the neck strength? Or how no pubes are showing?

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Bryan Steffy/Stringer/Getty Images]

Want To See My Trouser Monster?

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2015 at 2:00PM

"Oh, calm down, ya' prude. I'll wear a condom."

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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High Altitude Is Very Dehydrating

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 5, 2015 at 10:00AM

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I bet you $50 he throws up before that baby in front of him.

[via Uber Humor]

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