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High Altitude Is Very Dehydrating

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 5, 2015 at 10:00AM

fly high

I bet you $50 he throws up before that baby in front of him.

[via Uber Humor]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 4:00PM

If you want an owner who won't make you sit on top of a disgusting city grate I WILL GLADLY ADOPT YOU TODAY.

You can even pick your name! I'm kidding. Your name will be Noodles.

[via Daily of the Day]

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No. Don't Say Those Are… No.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 10, 2014 at 4:00PM

Now if they can just get through that polyester, they've found themselves a cozy little home.

[via Oddersite]

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Hung Cherub

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 30, 2014 at 11:00AM

How is Cupid supposed to fly with that bulky flesh anchor weighing him down?

[via Uber Humor]

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