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I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 4:00PM

If you want an owner who won't make you sit on top of a disgusting city grate I WILL GLADLY ADOPT YOU TODAY.

You can even pick your name! I'm kidding. Your name will be Noodles.

[via Daily of the Day]

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No. Don't Say Those Are… No.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 10, 2014 at 4:00PM

Now if they can just get through that polyester, they've found themselves a cozy little home.

[via Oddersite]

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Hung Cherub

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 30, 2014 at 11:00AM

How is Cupid supposed to fly with that bulky flesh anchor weighing him down?

[via Uber Humor]

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This Baby Gets It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 10, 2014 at 5:00PM

Um, that movie is PG-13 and I highly doubt I'm looking at a teenager.

[via Daily of the Day]

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Vote For The Year's Greatest Selfie

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 20, 2013 at 1:00PM

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Year's Greatest Selfie

That's right, boners! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured a big ol' buttload of selfies. In fact, the trend became so popular that it was added to the dictionary, thus ensuring the impending destruction of the human race. But still, we love a good seflie, and I'm sure you do too. So now it's time for you to help us crown the greatest of them all.

Which one of these photo-snappers will take home the title of Year's Greatest Selfie? Vote now!

The nominees are:

Check back on December 26th and 27th to see who won!

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