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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Like A Chandelier

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 2, 2015 at 4:00PM

Are we supposed to be impressed by the neck strength? Or how no pubes are showing?

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Bryan Steffy/Stringer/Getty Images]

Want To See My Trouser Monster?

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2015 at 2:00PM

"Oh, calm down, ya' prude. I'll wear a condom."

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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High Altitude Is Very Dehydrating

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 5, 2015 at 10:00AM

fly high

I bet you $50 he throws up before that baby in front of him.

[via Uber Humor]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 4:00PM

If you want an owner who won't make you sit on top of a disgusting city grate I WILL GLADLY ADOPT YOU TODAY.

You can even pick your name! I'm kidding. Your name will be Noodles.

[via Daily of the Day]

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