Ah shit, we forgot to poke air holes.
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
People like Giselle and Karlie Kloss get paid the big bucks because being sexy ain't easy. I'm impressed by anyone who can say, "I want to rub melted candle wax all over your hot, naked body" with just their eyes. I can't even say hi with mine.
Let's check in with some other people who just can't quite nail the whole "sexy" thing. Show full post
If that marriage works out, you can best believe that baby dropping will become a new wedding tradition.
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Roses are red, violets are blue. I'd rather have meat and so would you.