Ah shit, we forgot to poke air holes.
People like Giselle and Karlie Kloss get paid the big bucks because being sexy ain't easy. I'm impressed by anyone who can say, "I want to rub melted candle wax all over your hot, naked body" with just their eyes. I can't even say hi with mine.
Let's check in with some other people who just can't quite nail the whole "sexy" thing. Show full post
If that marriage works out, you can best believe that baby dropping will become a new wedding tradition.
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Roses are red, violets are blue. I'd rather have meat and so would you.