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Sleepy And Creepy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 18, 2015 at 4:00PM

gift

Ah shit, we forgot to poke air holes.

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From Around the Web

10 People Who Tried And Failed To Be Sexy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 11, 2015 at 3:00PM

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People like Giselle and Karlie Kloss get paid the big bucks because being sexy ain't easy. I'm impressed by anyone who can say, "I want to rub melted candle wax all over your hot, naked body" with just their eyes. I can't even say hi with mine.

Let's check in with some other people who just can't quite nail the whole "sexy" thing.  Show full post

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 21, 2015 at 5:00PM

GrannyInk

It's sweet, but it doesn't cancel out the Rascal Scooter on her lower back that says "Ride Or Die Bitch."

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

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Choices Were Made

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 30, 2015 at 10:00PM

If that marriage works out, you can best believe that baby dropping will become a new wedding tradition.

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Stop And Smell The Bacon

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 17, 2015 at 10:00AM

meat bouquet

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'd rather have meat and so would you.

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