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Stop And Smell The Bacon

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 17, 2015 at 10:00AM

meat bouquet

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'd rather have meat and so would you.

[via Imgur]

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bacon

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chicken nuggets

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man

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romance

roses

Dorm Room Romance

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 28, 2015 at 10:00PM

dormroomromance

Such a sweet way to let your roommate know that you’re planning a marathon masturbation session and to find something to do for the evening.

[via The Chive]

They’re Flowers, You Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 13, 2014 at 10:00PM

At least that’s what I’m telling myself because I’m having dinner shortly.

[via Break]

Mmmmm That's Tasty Vase Water

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2014 at 10:00PM

Some teenager probably tried this after seeing it on the news and convinced himself he had a buzz.

[via Hyper Vocal]

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drinking

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video bomb

water

Happy Mother’s Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 11, 2014 at 12:00PM

Did I just ruin it? Sorry, I'm terrible at holidays.

[via Bro My God]

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flowers

mom

mothers day

pink

sign

signage

vagina