If that marriage works out, you can best believe that baby dropping will become a new wedding tradition.
[via Fail Blog]
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'd rather have meat and so would you.
Such a sweet way to let your roommate know that you’re planning a marathon masturbation session and to find something to do for the evening.
[via The Chive]
At least that’s what I’m telling myself because I’m having dinner shortly.