• Strange Ride

    Try this if you've always wondered what it's like to be Uma Thurman.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Stop And Smell The Death

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 15, 2016 at 4:00PM

coffin

Only buy as many coffins as you need. It turns out they are non-refundable.

[via TC Mag]

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flower bed

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From Around the Web

Ruthless Wreath

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2016 at 5:00PM

HarshWreath

Nana's crafts have gotten noticeably harsher since her 90th.

[via Daily Garlic]

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bird

crafts

curse

flowers

harsh

ruthless

swear

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wreath

Sleepy And Creepy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 18, 2015 at 4:00PM

gift

Ah shit, we forgot to poke air holes.

[via Izismile]

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asian

asleep

box

christmas

dead

flowers

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lingerie

present

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10 People Who Tried And Failed To Be Sexy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 11, 2015 at 3:00PM

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People like Giselle and Karlie Kloss get paid the big bucks because being sexy ain't easy. I'm impressed by anyone who can say, "I want to rub melted candle wax all over your hot, naked body" with just their eyes. I can't even say hi with mine.

Let's check in with some other people who just can't quite nail the whole "sexy" thing.  Show full post

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apples

bed

cell phone

chocolate sauce

dirty

eve

fail

fish

flowers

fruit

glamour shot

gross

hair

heart

magnum

ocean

pepperoni

pour

sexy

shaved

suck

ten

toes

top ten

trees

try

water

you're gross

Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 21, 2015 at 5:00PM

GrannyInk

It's sweet, but it doesn't cancel out the Rascal Scooter on her lower back that says "Ride Or Die Bitch."

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

[via Chzbgr]