• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Slippery Subway

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 23, 2016 at 4:00PM

stairs

On the plus side, if you drown then you don't have to go to work.

[via Twitter]

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From Around the Web

Float Thru

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 22, 2016 at 6:00PM

FloatThru

You can't let massive flooding ruin 4/20.

[via Waffle Mayo]

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Come Hell Or High Water

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 7, 2016 at 10:00PM

floodschool

"Will we be receiving extra credit if we contract a flesh eating bacterial disease?"

[via Reddit]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 19, 2014 at 1:00PM

NakedWetBandit

I have the over/under on how many "Wet Bandit" jokes were made by police that day at 25.

[via HuffPo Weird]

That's A Solid Calf Workout

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2014 at 6:00PM

Yeah I know you're moonwalking in a flood but sorry the Internet only has room for one Michael Jackson impersonator this week. 

[via The Chive]