Rain boots are faster, but where's the athleticism in that?
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
"Will we be receiving extra credit if we contract a flesh eating bacterial disease?"
There are no jets, but it kind of feels like a massage when little turds float by and hit you.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Hard to tell if this is a silly accident or a legit body dump.
[via Web Park]